"It was in self-defence!"

Oh my goodness...that had to be one of the funniest Colbert Report interviews I have ever seen.
Okay so this guy wrote a book about being your own farmer and everything, which includes growing your own food and raising animals. He tried to buy some fish off somebody, but they thought he was a cop (because it's illegal to sell live fish? i don't know) so they wouldn't give him any to grow in his bathtub... and it continued for a while like that until Colbert said,
"So what's this I hear about you nearly beating a rabbit to death?"
"Well, it attacked me! It was in self-defence!" At this point I'm just losing it.
"I opened it's cage to clean out the crap and it growled and-"
"Rabbits don't growl."
"I know! It leaped at me and clawed up my arm and was trying to bite my ear so I gave it two warning shots before i hit it hard enough to knock it off."
"That's a very violent rabbit..."
"I..um...paralyzed it..." What!?
"You paralyzed a rabbit..."
"It...uh...gets worse."
"I don't know, do I want to hear it? Fine just say it. What's worse than paralyzing a rabbit?"
"She was pregnant...that's why she attacked me."
...
"You paralyzed a pregnant rabbit..."
"Yeah."
"Your farm wasn't very successful..."
"No. It's not very equal to be a farmer, you know...I lost tons of money."
"Do you want to switch to communism now?"

Wow...just wow...XD