08-09: Planner quotes

So i was rummaging through my room in search of something (I can't even remember) and I came across my planner from 9th grade! If you don't know me, then you should know that I get bored easily and draw stupid little cartoon/comics in my planners. I like my 9th grade planner better than 10th grade because it wasn't all about stuff that only I could understand.

So here's some awesome stuff from 9th grade:

Twinkle, twinkle, Quasi-star,
Biggest puzzle from afar,
How unlike the other ones,
Bigger than a million suns.
Twinkle, twinkle, Quasi-star,
How i wonder what you are.

There's a mash potato on my phone!

"I just threw away all the things you care about!"
"Along with about 12 trees..."

"Does this make my butt look big?"
"Yes, but it always looks like that."
*Smack*

"Hey mom, where do babies come from?"
"Well, sex honey."
"What's that?"
"I'll tell you when you're older."

"I remember when i played with a twinkie...hmm...twinkie..."
*thinking sick thoughts*

"This goes out to all the hardworking girls out there. Yes, even you prostitutes."

BUTTERFLY (some stuff just doesn't make sense)

"Ohhh, so THAT'S what it means...Ew." (Sometimes you shouldn't know things...delete the dictionary.)

Let's take a look inside Sam's head!
...
Nothingness!

Wait for it...Wait for it...WAIT FOR IT!!!
...
3 LAYERS!

"Do the right thing!"
"Screw the right thing!"

What am I? (look on page 37)
It's a Floaty Wormy Burger!
(even though it looks nothing like that...)

I'd _ _ _ _ you if _ _ _ _ fell from the sky and _ _ _ _ never existed.

"I'm watching you!"
"Ha Ha, it's watching you!"

Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? The muffin man?
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man. He just went that way in the back of a cop car.
"Haha sucker!" *signs says: "For people who suck at making muffins.")

mmmmmmmmmmAPPLE!

Faith's point of view:
"Oh NO!"
"Take me back!"
"Here Froggy Froggy!"
Sam's point of view:
"Not me, NOOOOO!"
"I'm an it now!"
"There's no such thing as anesthetic!"

Tribute to The Birds:
"Oh no! we have to do something!"
*Five minutes later*
"What happened to doing something?"
"Nah..."

4 markers: $10
1 gripper: 2 cents
The fun of Rick-O-Shay: Priceless

Chicken by day. Ninja by night.

How to use a gun:
"OK, now you hold it like this..."
"You're not going to shoot me right?"
"Don't worry, it's not loaded. See, I'll show you."
*Click*
*BANG*
"Oh crap..."

"Guess what?"
"What?"
"Guess what?"
"What?"
"Guess what?
*(thinking) she better not say "It's summer!"* "What?"
"IT'S SUMMER!!"
"Sigh..."

Spicy Hen + Salty Raccoon = Rabid Chicken!

"What's with all these flags?"
"It's flag day, the day we honor flags and stuff."
"Even that one?" *Points to flag that says F**K YOU*

Pluto Debate Results:
Anti-Pluto = Awesome WIN (hells yeah!)
Pro-Pluto = Epic FAIL (hahaha!)

"Don't be fooled by the collar and dashing good looks."

Buddy = Hamburger

Nations + Nations = United Nations

"...and then you grow old and die!"
"NOOOOO!!!"
*RIP...Well this sucks!*

RICK-O-SHAY RESULTS:
SAM: 112
TAYLOR: 108

Last Day Of This Planner Exclamation Point

We were so stupid, but I still say 9th grade was my favorite year...pffft Chambers getting a nose bleed and taking off his suit was priceless! Everyone just stared why while he was running around his room.

P.S. Pluto is not a planet! thank you for your time...