Fear for the Future

The class of 2012...Oh my, what is wrong with us? These are some excellent quotes from me and my fellow classmates.

"No, Chey. Australia is NOT part of the Untied States!"

"Wait...isn't Germany part of Japan?"

"I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE ELVIS!!"

"You spelled war wrong."
"No I didn't."
"W-O-R..."
"Damn..."

"What happened to Paddington?"
"Oh someone from a later class kidnapped him and sent me a ransom note. Wanna see the picture?"

"When's your last day?"
"Tomorrow."
"Hallelujah..."

"So...you're Asian..."
"No. I'm American, I was just born in South Korea."
"...Asian."

"Jesus was a Jew?"
*Facepalm*

"I can't remember which book that was from."
"Wasn't it Exodus?"
"Yeah, that's it!"
"OMG did an Atheist just remember something a devout Christian didn't?! Hell must have frozen over!"

"Wait. Was Hitler a good guy or a bad guy?"
*Facepalm*

"But what if they killed your whole family? If you killed them what would happen?"
"That's technically murder and you'd be tried as such."
"But-"
"MURDER!"

"Ha ha~ Pluto isn't a Planet! Take that pro-Pluto!"

"We had to tell our English teacher how to spell Lightning...and that the word acrossed doesn't exist."

"I bet she's not wearing a bra."
"..."
"Ha! I was right! Juliet is such a whore!"

"Get my long sword, ho!"
...
"Shut up, ho!"

"You couldn't fill in a map of the US?"
"I got the west perfectly! There are way too many small states in the east!"
"You're sad, you know that?"

"Maryland's a state?"
"Yeah, it's south of PA."
"Seriously?! I always thought it was part of Maine!"

"Where's Michigan?"
"You don't know where Michigan is?"
"No."
"Huh. Well, do you know where Ohio is?"
"Yeah."
"OK, you go to Ohio and then just keep heading North."

"Michigan! It's the Mitten of the World!"

"You two sound like nerds! Talking about something no one else understands!"

"Hey, Lauren. You're my cousin."
"What? No I'm not!"
"Yeah you are."
"Nuh uh."
*One year later*
"Hey Sam, did you know we're related?"
*Faceplam*

"Can't go wrong with a sexy doctor."

"Sam'll end up getting high and then having a sex with Two twins. She'll get pregnant and because she was so out of she won't know who the father was. And then she'll kill the babies one at a time and bury them somewhere no one will ever find them."

"I had a dream that Sam and Sean switched sexes and Ryan was trying to kill himself, but I stopped him by tying him up."
"That's...messed up."

"I'm in a hurry and Don't know why, Oh I, rush and rush until life's no fun!"
"Then STOP RUSHING!!!!"

"My name is Debra Fischer...and I'm an astronomer."
"I understand you teach a class?"
"Yes. It's very frustrating. they never stop talking and they won't put their cell phones away and they never do what I tell them to!"
"...Okay...?"

"There is a strict process in Alien abduction: Capture, experiment, tour, and return."
"You get a tour? Really?"

"You should be doing your work, unlike those two, who're just fooling around."
*on the other side of the room* "Do your ears hang low?"
"Do they wobble to and fro?"
"Can you tie 'em in a knot?"
"Can you tie 'em in a bow?"
"Do your Ears. Hang. Low?"

"How did you come up with it?"
"Well, i was getting out of the shower when this awesome idea came to me and..."
"Okay then."

"I. HATE. BABIES!"

"Do we have to say the pledge every day? I mean, can't we just say it once and be done with it?"
...
"Why do you hate America, Hannah?"
"What?! I don't hate-"
"Well obviously you do. Nobody listen to Hannah. She hates America."

"You still haven't proven you've existed to me."
"You're talking to me right now."
"Am I though? Maybe I'm talking to myself or some imaginary image."
"But-"
"Prove to me you exist and this will all end."

"I think he has a crush on Hitler...I mean, look at how many videos he's watched about him on YouTube..."

"Dude, not even Dracula would suck that!"

"Well, it has Scarlet in the title, so it must be about some skank of some sort...hmm...I don't know what a Pimpernel is though. maybe it's a type of woman who prays on unsuspecting men and draws them to her bed so she can kill them afterwords."
"A Pimpernel is a flower..."
"Oh."

"It's so fun playing an evil guy, even if he is a complete moron!"

"What are you on?!"
"Life Support."

"I spy something black. But you know, It's red in Baker's room and the Choir room, Silver in Rut's room, and red again in the main hallway."

"Dakota! We're going to kill you if you don't shut up and start working!"
"Vaughn stole my pen, and he cut my folder into shreds!"
"That doesn't matter! Get your ass working or Vaughn will be the least of your problems!"

"So, what are your favorite clothes?"
"Sweatpants...what'd you tell her?"
"Um...I said a thong..."
"...Jolie...I hate you."

"You realize that if I'm Asian, that makes Faith English. She already has the bad teeth for it."

"Damnit Lauren! I already have dibs on the first-born!"
"No way, I have dibs on the first-born!"
"You're both wrong! the first-born is mine! Especially if it's a girl."
"Um...what if I want to keep my first born?"
"You promised it to me!"
"No, you promised it to me!"
"Your girl will be mine!"
"Can I have your youngest?"

"What'd you get?"
"Six of clubs."
"Ha! I got ten of clubs! I beat you!"
"Shut it you two! It doesn't matter what you got! Besides I beat both of you. Ace of Spades, baby! Yeah!"

"So this is what it feels like to be black..."
"This isn't bad you know...doesn't feel much different."
"And now, I'll demonstrate how it was to be black before the civil rights movement in Black and White schools."
"Why did she give us tests?"
"Are we supposed to do these?"
"Wait are those cupcakes?"
"Um, you totally skipped me. Where's my cupcake?"
"You don't get a cupcake. Finish your test."
"It's because I'm black isn't it?!"
"You are so Racist!"
"Black Power! Black Power!"

"Hey, what's that over there?"
"Huh? Where?"
"Nothing, never mind."
"Okay...? ...Oh c'mon guys! I can't believe I fell for that!"
"We can't either!"
"Gimme my stuff back! No, don't waste the lead!! Please! Stop it! Not my precious pencil!"
"Click. Click. Click."
"You're wasting so much leeeeeaaaaaad!!!" *breaks into hysterics* "that's all the lead I have left! Stop being so cruel!"