The hunt for the North American brothers

I just started reading this story and it's freakin' hilarious! It has all kinds of great stuff in it. Too bad it's not done yet...sigh, i can't wait to read the rest! (It's by ninjafox369)

"You. I've been looking for you, git! You'll wear this fuckin' tuxedo to the ball and BLOODY LIKE IT!"
"I don't want to! I don't want to!"
"Come back here you ungrateful prat! I thought I raised you better!"

"Who the fuck is Canada? And what do you mean 'have their land'?"

"Holland, my man!"
"Belgium, WAZZUUUUUUP?"
"Taiwan, girl, did you hear?"

"Ma, Pa! I have a chance to be a nation!"

"Denmark. We need you…unfortunately."

"Belarus. Get my helicopter ready. America and Canada are going to become one with Russia very soon."

"Jeez Matt, can you stop looking at me like that?"
"What're you going to do, kidnap me? Oh wait, you already did!"

"Al, you're an idiot."
"And you're a pansy, but I don't say anything."
"At least I'm not hated by almost every nation out there."
"At least I'm not invisible."
"I'm not afraid of ghosts."
"I don't talk to polar bears."
"I'm not a whore with fifty kids."
"I'm important."
"I won the gold for the men's hockey during the Olympics so put that in your juice box and SUCK IT!"
"…Don't talk to me."
"Fine."
"Fine."
"FINE."
"FINE!"

"You're such a momma's boy Canada!"
"At least momma still loves me."
"Kiss ass."
"Hero wannabe."
SCREEEEEEEEECH
"That's it!"

"Show him what Canadians are made of!"
"You're an American, don't let a Canadian beat you!"

"What do we do?"
"One, grab some extra clothes and a weapon. Two, get some money for gas and stuff because we're going to have a long trip ahead of us."
"Where are we going?"
"My twenty-twelve zombie apocalypse shelter in Texas."
Facepalm.

"Captain Bonbon? Captain Bonbon? DAMN YOU COMMIES!"
"He's right here Al."
"Oh, heh… Mine."

"Hey, hey, hey! Did your bear just insult me?"
"Yes."
"And you're just going to let him?"
"Yeah, but it's not like you've never been insulted before."
"B-But he's a bear!"
"And you're a fat ass, so shut up and get us out of here."

"Get your own hockey stick, eh."
"Why can't I use that one? What's so special about it?"
"You forget, this is my hockey stick. No one touches my hockey stick!"
"…Feisty. OW!"

"I hope Russia, France and Spain are the ones that invade you! And at the same time too!"
"And I hope Belarus gets you after I tell her you slept with Russia."
"You sick bitch."
"I'm neither sick nor a female dog, so that was the worst insult ever."

"And that's another thing; Spain hates your Dora the Explorer!"
"How can he hate-"
"Everyone hates it. She always asks where something is even when it's right in front of her! What kind of explorer is she? Oh wait, she's an American one, I get it now!"
"Nice try, bro, but it's going to take more than one of your passive-aggressive rants to make me cry!"
"Billy Mayes."
"You're a bastard!"

"Hello~, if the others are trying to kill us, then they have Japan and all those other nerdy Asian countries hack into the airport's computers and track us down!"
"Your being stereotypical Al."
"Hell no, it's the truth!"
"Yeah, and all Russians are communists."
"Exactly!"
Facepalm.

"Uh, Matt?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you get motion sickness easily?"
"No…"
"Good!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Yeah, originally I, like, heard of this contest thing from Denmark who heard from Iceland who heard from Norway who heard from Tino and Berwald who heard from Sealand who heard from Seychelles who heard from Australia who heard from Hong Kong who heard from Korea who heard from China who heard from Taiwan who heard from Belgium who heard from Holland who heard from Turkey who heard from Egypt who heard from Greece who heard from Japan who heard from Italy who heard from Prussia who heard from France who heard from England who started this whole thing!"

"WE CAN TOTALLY USE THEM AS MODELS FOR MY CLOTHES!"

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING AT A TIME LIKE THIS?"
"Chuck Norris!...Dang it, he's not answering! Oh well, we'll just have to meet up with him in Texas! Yippie kai-ay~!"
"YOU'RE NOT A FUCKIN' COWBOY ANYMORE!"

"I am not old!"
"Yeah, and I'm not awesome."
"I would've bloody cursed you if you weren't my only hope of finding the twins."
"Yeah, yeah, save your bitchin' for your French husband, kesesesese."
"France is not my bloody husband!"
"You're right, he isn't. He's your fuck buddy."
"Don't make me use this!"
"Is that a wand? Jeez, how nerdy can you get eyebrow freak?"
"Avada Kedavra!"
"BWAHAHAHA! FUCKIN' EPIC FAIL! KESESESESESE!"
"Wha- why didn't it work? I'm a fully fledged wizard, how could this happen? Don't tell me I have to go see Ollivander again!"
"DORK!"

I hope the ghosts get you as you sleep out there!

"Let's have some fun, this beat is sick! I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!Come on Norge, talk to me here! Iceland?"
"I wanna go home."

"H-Hi Natalia! H-How're you?"
"Please, don't hurt us!"
"Of all times to be shy, you pick now?"
"She's fucking insane! I'm not taking chances!"

"Get in the car."
"Please God; don't make her throw a match in there…"

"Brother is getting too obsessed with you both. Once you both are in hiding, he'll soon forget and marry me."
"Uh…yeah. Sure. What if he doesn't-"
"He WILL forget about you two imbeciles! Now go or I'll find a more convenient, more painful way, of getting rid of you."

"Uh, Al?"
"What?"
"Why are you on first-name basis with Belarus?"
"Uh…if I told you I would have to kill myself."
"Why?"
"Because Natalia sure would if I told you and she found out."
"Fine with me."