Oh my gosh, what day is it? I haven't been thinking straight for the past few days and I have no idea why. I've been sleeping in the afternoon almost constantly, eating one huge meal a day and then not touching food for the rest of the day, and I'm forgetting things that I did just two minutes ago. But you wanna know the good part? I feel great! I think I've been nice to everyone the last few days and nothing seems to really bring me down. Although, people haven't been so nice to me...but I guess it's alright since I've been a jerk for a while. Of course, calling me a Nazi in a room filled with WWII vets was kind of low, Jordan. I seriously should have stood up and shouted that you had sex with your boyfriend and you were pregnant. But that's not true so I didn't. Because I'm a nice person. Yeah. Lately Lauren's been showing her Kleptomaniac side more and more, along with Emily. Very troubling when my stuff suddenly goes missing, guys. Very troubling. You should get yourselves checked out.
Best Pretty Pretty Princess moment ever:
"What does the black ring mean again?"
"Uhhhmm...oh yeah! Ahahah, sucks to be you! It means that if you don't get rid of it and still have it at the end of the game you can't win even if you have your full set! In your face! You might as well give up now..."
"I will be the prettiest princess!"
"Quit it you two. Hey, gimme the crown Sam."
"What? No way! No way, you cheated! That's the only way- hey!"
"I'm a Pretty Princess!"
"Oh c'mon! I was so frikin' close!"
"Not so fast. Don't think I'll let you leave here with that title. I will be the prettiest princess or no one else will! Death to the false princess!"
"You're just jealous 'cause you had the black ring!"
*start to wrestle for the crown. Crown falls to the side, where it is snatched up*
"Ah ha! Victory is mine!"
"Oh no you don't!"
*gets tackled*
"Hey think fast!" *throws the crown* "Run, dude, run! Once you hide the crown somewhere you and I could both be pretty princesses and create a pretty princess empire that'll rule the world with an iron fist!"
"The crown is mine!"
*door opens* "What is all this noise abou-" *silence as everyone freezes* "What the- No. I really don't want to know." *closes door*
*Fight continues as though it was never interrupted*
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