Ummm...

First of all, HAPPY B-DAY DAD! WOOT! 43 years old and still kicking and bitching about the world, but I wouldn't expect anything less from the guy.

Second of all, I haven't been to the movie theater in a few weeks and I just went back today (I'm avoiding the Clarion theater because of Dylan and his antics...shudder). I saw RED today and I didn't really like it all that much...it had so many things that were so fake and unbelievable...and of course it glorified old people (for some reason I don't like old people very much...probably because a lot of the ones I know are so annoying and just plain jerks...Except Josephine, she's so sweet) A major scene that I have a beef with is when they're trying to break into the CIA vault thing and the guy drops his contact with the code for the retina scanner on the floor. The girl is searching for it and everything and the timer runs out and all these police guys show up. The girls says they're looking for his contact to complete the scan. At this point I was thinking this would never work because it's illegal and totally obvious that you're trying to break in when you need a contact lens to pass a retinal scan. But of course, the cops are none the wiser. There are other scenes that don't make any logical sense too, but that one really bugged me. I really don't like the black-haired girl in the movie. She's annoying and pointless unless she's been taken hostage...which is all she's good for. She really didn't even have to be in the movie at all and i doubt she would have been if the lead guy wasn't super paranoid and had to kidnap her when she wouldn't have been looked at twice had he left her alone. SIGH, but that's movie logic for you.

Third of all, I went to a corn maze last night and I had a lot of fun! There was a clue game where the farmer was killed by one of his farm animals that we had to figure out by going through the maze. It turned out to be the pig at the haystack with the pipe wrench. I'm telling you though, the llama looked way more suspicious than the pig. Faith was convinced it was the chickens and Jordan thought it was the goat. Jordan and I went through the haunted maze when it was dark out. We waited about an hour in line and it only took about 12 minutes to get through the maze. The bad part was that the people running the maze wanted to get through as many people as possible before they had to close so they were letting large groups in at a time. It's not as scary when you see people jump out and scare the group in front of you and then try to jump out at you five seconds later. I enjoyed it though. They had a spinning room that was just like the worm hole tunnel at Ripley's in New York. There was also this room that you had to push the walls out because they kept sucking close to your body...that room had some many names (the vagina room, the asshole room,etc...) I really liked it, even though I inhaled a lot of smoke and either my left lung or my left ribs were hurting at the end of the day and this morning...in fact they still kind of hurt.

Long post is LOOOOOOONNNNNG!
See ya :)