I am no longer unemployed!!!!

I GOT A FRIKIN' JOB!!!! That's right, you heard me. I just have to scrape the old paint off a house and repaint it. It won't be too bad because I get to listen to my iPod the whole time and I get free refreshments and bathroom breaks. All that for five bucks an hour, that's pretty good. I don't have taxes to deal with either because my aunt will just give me the cash up front, by the way she'll drive me home and maybe even pick me up too! This is awesome, though i think I might try for another job too, maybe at Citgo or something... I start early Monday morning and go until One because my aunt has a game she has to go to. So if you're in Shippenville you might see me working on Clara's house (the huge yellow one). Brianna already said she would bug me if she saw me

Wait. What?

I've started reading the Bible again, and this time i am going to finish it (maybe). Last time I didn't even get through all of Genesis before I just put it down and said, Screw it. I finished all 60 pages of Genesis today and I feel like my head is going to explode from all the nonsensical stuff inside that little portion of the Bible. Why the hell am I reading this anyway? Oh that's right, because I'm tired of people saying that i don't understand anything because I haven't read the Bible, and i want to know what it is exactly that Jews and Christians believe in. I don't know if I can take the whole thing if Genesis is only the beginning, halfway through the story i had to stop myself from banging my head off the wall from the lack of sense. I mean, the one part about the Babel story actually made me say WTH out loud. All of man, united for once, lived in one area all speaking one language. They decided to build a great tower so they could reach Heaven and be close to God. One day, God came upon them and was glad that they were all together, "Look at that," he said, "They're doing pretty good, aren't they? Hmm, what to do, what to do... I know! Let's screw everything up for them!" He then proceeded to split Man up and send him in many directions and made them speak many different languages, thus the city was called Babel. Seriously? And don't even get me started on Sodom and Gomorrah or however you spell it. There are so many things that don't make any sense in this, I can't even name them all right off the top of my head.
But I WILL get through this, and hopefully onto a part that makes some sense. And then I'm going to start on the Qur'an.

Welcome to Rapture

I'm getting hooked on Bioshock. I loved the very beginning, though it creeped me out when that Splicer tried to kill you right off the bat (I still haven't killed that freak...i think, idk I hate spider Splicers). The whole idea of Rapture is just awesome though, not the whole everything going to hell part, no, but I don't know how to describe it. If I had a choice I probably would have gone to live in Rapture during the very beginning and then turned up just as screwed up as the rest of them. I've decided to save the Little Sisters instead of Harvesting them, because I don't want to feel like an asshole (I felt terrible when i didn't hug Leonardo in ACII), and then the lady who made them would be mad at me and she's cool, besides I wouldn't be receiving teddy bears with my special drugs (ADAM) and stuff in them if I harvested them, though i would be getting my drugs a different way (hint hint). Dude, if i lived in Rapture I would be a freakin addict, I don't deny it, I mean, change my genetic code with an injection? Sign me the f@#k up! And in a few days or weeks I'd end up like Steinman or something, though i don't think I'd be seeing goddesses who were telling me about the importance of symmetry... I missed Steinman's big speech before i fought him because i triggered a stupid security light and I had to hack some stuff so I wouldn't constantly be shot at. I was really looking foreword to it too! Man...and yes I already know about Atlas being a jerk and betraying me, but he's still cool with his Irish accent, he could have fooled anyone. I don't know why Ryan won't just come and tell me sooner, but I guess he's too busy trying to kill me. "Would you kindly get moving already?" pffft, okay Atlas, I can't believe you're controlling me with that terrible phrase! "Would you kindly?"
BTW i was told this game was freaky and scary and stuff, but i don't really find it scary at all. Hmm, maybe Dead Space is desensitizing me?
P.S. Sorry Mr. Bubbles, but I needed you little sister to satisfy my drug habits, so i had to kill you so i could get them off of her, and she still held out on me, but that's okay because her mom will give me teddy bears filled with the stuff in her awesome German accent. Oh and you need more money so I can steal it off your dead diving suit body...how am I not different than the rest of the citizens in Rapture? Seriously, I'm a freak...but i love it :)

ZEEEERRRROOOOOOO!!!!

I am officially done with school this year and i have three months to waste before I have to go back! Yeah, i fell good!

One!!!

I only have on more day left of school and I'm done with my stupid senior project for this year! I feel awesome. I also got to sign Chalice's pants today and drew a little French stick figure on her leg. Also this is the first post I have ever written on my iPod! I am so proud of myself. Sam the I am Ion out ;)

Reading is fun!

I was reading some short stories the other day and they were hilarious!

A text message between two friends:
"wtf does 'Nyet' mean?"
"No."
"what the hell do you mean, NO? you're not going to tell me?"
"NO."
"fine. stupid bastard."
"NO. 'Nyet' IS RUSSIAN FOR NO."
"O_o MY BOSS IS RUSSIAN WTF!"
"OH MY GOD. BRAGINSKY IS A RUSSIAN SURNAME YOU IMPOSSIBLE FOOL. Do you know ANYTHING about the man you're working for?"
"...nope :)"
"You'll be the death of me, Alfred."
";D *kiss*"

"Arthur! What is the matter with you?"
"Ahh, nothing, Mother. There was a fly."
"And pray tell why you thought it would be a good idea to kill it WITH YOUR FACE?"

"Stop that! He's not real!"
"Well neither are your fai–"
"Shut up! Every time you say fairies aren't real, one dies! They're mad at me enough and I don't need you screwing up my relations with them because of your nonexistent imagination!"

"Can we all stop being gay here for a moment and go see Toris?"
"I'm not gay!"
"Neither am I, mon cheri! I am merely spreading the love."
"Eh? Doncha' know denial is bad for your health?"

"Why do you keep hugging me anyway?"
"Because it's fun to hug someone!"
"Did you escape from some mental hospital?"
"How did you know?"
"Alright, MATTHEW! I DEMAND TO BE SWITCHED WITH SOMEONE ELSE."

"Mental images...Mental images...My mind just exploded."
"Ah? In good way, yes?"
"Of course not! How in hell can a mind explode in a good way?"

"LAST PERSON WHO REACHES THE CAR GETS A PAY CUT!"

He was trapped. Trapped between a rock and a moron.
...Yay...

Hockey + Alcohol = One homicidal Canadian.

I failed that.
You so failed that.

"You git!"
"Mon cheri! Protect me my dear Arthur from this lunatic driver!"
"Aiyah! Get off of me!"
"Let's do it again! Let's do it again!"
"Let's not."

"Why would you need an air horn?"
"Why wouldn't I need an air horn?"

"Fairies aren't real, fairies aren't real, fairies aren't real, fairies aren't–"
"Twat! Shut up!"

"And I'm not afraid of the dark!"
"Denial…"
"What do you know?"
"I know everything…"
"That wasn't creepy at all…"

"I swear to drunk I'm not God! ...Wait."

"I'm sorry. My mind seems to have just exploded, care to run that by me once again?"

When he got out of here he was SO going to choke a bitch…

I love these little stories! They're so funny. Anyway, none of these quotes belong to me in any way, shape, or form :)

TWO...

...days left of school!!! this week is going by soooo slow!
At least i got my schedule problem fixed (hopefully). Thank you Chalice! She is the best cup in the whole world, I swear. Though i don't think she understands that I was promised Katie's first born son (and she's obviously too clumsy to be a respectable parent). I'm starting to think Jordan got it right when she drew that little comic of Chalice and me discussing how we should cut the baby in half and Jolie screaming at us that that isn't how the story goes (ya know, the one in the bible). I would so get the top half... ;)