Reading is fun!

I was reading some short stories the other day and they were hilarious!

A text message between two friends:
"wtf does 'Nyet' mean?"
"No."
"what the hell do you mean, NO? you're not going to tell me?"
"NO."
"fine. stupid bastard."
"NO. 'Nyet' IS RUSSIAN FOR NO."
"O_o MY BOSS IS RUSSIAN WTF!"
"OH MY GOD. BRAGINSKY IS A RUSSIAN SURNAME YOU IMPOSSIBLE FOOL. Do you know ANYTHING about the man you're working for?"
"...nope :)"
"You'll be the death of me, Alfred."
";D *kiss*"

"Arthur! What is the matter with you?"
"Ahh, nothing, Mother. There was a fly."
"And pray tell why you thought it would be a good idea to kill it WITH YOUR FACE?"

"Stop that! He's not real!"
"Well neither are your fai–"
"Shut up! Every time you say fairies aren't real, one dies! They're mad at me enough and I don't need you screwing up my relations with them because of your nonexistent imagination!"

"Can we all stop being gay here for a moment and go see Toris?"
"I'm not gay!"
"Neither am I, mon cheri! I am merely spreading the love."
"Eh? Doncha' know denial is bad for your health?"

"Why do you keep hugging me anyway?"
"Because it's fun to hug someone!"
"Did you escape from some mental hospital?"
"How did you know?"
"Alright, MATTHEW! I DEMAND TO BE SWITCHED WITH SOMEONE ELSE."

"Mental images...Mental images...My mind just exploded."
"Ah? In good way, yes?"
"Of course not! How in hell can a mind explode in a good way?"

"LAST PERSON WHO REACHES THE CAR GETS A PAY CUT!"

He was trapped. Trapped between a rock and a moron.
...Yay...

Hockey + Alcohol = One homicidal Canadian.

I failed that.
You so failed that.

"You git!"
"Mon cheri! Protect me my dear Arthur from this lunatic driver!"
"Aiyah! Get off of me!"
"Let's do it again! Let's do it again!"
"Let's not."

"Why would you need an air horn?"
"Why wouldn't I need an air horn?"

"Fairies aren't real, fairies aren't real, fairies aren't real, fairies aren't–"
"Twat! Shut up!"

"And I'm not afraid of the dark!"
"Denial…"
"What do you know?"
"I know everything…"
"That wasn't creepy at all…"

"I swear to drunk I'm not God! ...Wait."

"I'm sorry. My mind seems to have just exploded, care to run that by me once again?"

When he got out of here he was SO going to choke a bitch…

I love these little stories! They're so funny. Anyway, none of these quotes belong to me in any way, shape, or form :)

I never thought to pull...

So today I went to Munising with my cousin and I wasted a good five hours before my movie started at the movie theater. We got lost about four times and I had a little trouble with a bathroom in a cheap gas station. This lady gave me a key to go into the bathroom outside and I turned the key every which way and I pushed the door and turned the knob but nothing seemed to work, so after about five minutes of trying I gave up and went back inside to ask for help. She just rolled her eyes and told me to meet her there. When she showed up at the bathroom door, she inserted the key and turned the knob and PULLUED the door open like it was nothing. I felt like a total moron! In every bathroom I've been in the door was supposed to be pushed inward not pulled outward. When I got back to my cousin she just looked at me like, "What was that all about?" and then she explained that all the doors had been refitted to be pulled outwards because of some fire that trapped people inside a building and they all got trampled trying to get out the door. O.O yeah... well after that we went to the Falls and walked for about twenty minutes in nice weather just watching all the stuff around us. The falls were really beautiful and I'm so glad we went there, though we were supposed to be going to the painted rocks.

I had a good time though, and after the funeral we had yesterday, we all knew we could use the fun and relaxation.

Going to see Robin Hood with my mom and cousin at 5:05. And yes I know the time is off on the blog I just don't know how to fix it. :)

Happy May 5th!

I got a cupcake today. Did YOU get a cupcake today? Other than a going away party, my day was uneventful.

But that's just me.
:)

P.S. Miss you Ms. Cornman! (See? i spelled your name right this time)

Take 172...AAANND ACTION!!!

Alrighty Roo guys. Today was mostly spent on the CSI project i have to do for Bio. I left my house at 12:10 and I just got home at 7. I also fell on my tailbone pretty hard so I think its bruised... total :( moment. Oh well, there was plenty of fun times though, like I got to ride in Jolie's car 3 times and one of them was with the hood down. I got to pretend to beet Jordan with a hockey stick right in front of a Church on a popular road (we got so many funny looks It was great!). The only problem was that Faith was being a bitchy prat who had to control every single situation. She's been annoying the hell out of me for the past 2 weeks and I have no idea why, I swear this is like, our fifth fight or something. Oh well, let's cut that rant off right here. Anyway I thought she was going to burst a blood vessel or something when we kept ignoring her in Brianna's barn. But I just gotta say one thing: just because it may look like we're not listening to you, doesn't mean we're not. *Sigh* everyone just needs to calm down. Afterwords Jordan, Jolie, and I were going to see a movie but when we got to the theaters none of the one we wanted to see were showing, so we went to Wallmart to get a cheep one to watch at Jordan's, but the one we wanted was rated R and we got busted at the Self check-out because none of us were 17. Then some lady came and took the movie away...:( I didn't even know Wallmart did that... huh. So next weekend we're going to see if we can catch and earlier movie, it should be fun.

Have a happy happy joy joy day! :)

FIRST POST!!!

3 exclamation points!!! Wow, aint that speacial? Well anyway this blog is basically just about anything I care to post on the internet...for poeple to...see... Yeah. So, if your expecting anything that actually has some kind of speacial meaning, I'm sorry to dissapoint. Oh yeah and my spelling sucks!

hehee. This is fun!